son whats really good with peppermint butler though?
Brocko: I love you so much it hurts, the pain… PB: hmmm no what youre feeling is called infatuation the pain is a product of you overvaluing a projected imaginary relationship with me
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
WORRDDDDD SONNNNNNNNNNN i remember my ex telling me how bad she hates seeing my face and she held a grudge against me since like sophomore year cause we couldnt be together and she started dating again twice and im like dammnnnn son if you trynna get back at me by dating a girl at least make it one id like to fuck
When you see your ex with someone who isn't even...
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
itsexclusive: Trapper of The Year 4 Times in a Row: if equating period blood to cum makes sense to you, you already lost… tsunamiwavesurfing: if equating period blood to cum makes sense to you, you already lost me we just gon act like niggas don’t bathe in vaginal fluids during cunnilingus? we just gon act like niggas don’t go deep sea diving? yes, i wanna cum on your face, yes i want...
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
chickensandwich: when i have tons of money i will still buy cheap clothes because then i can have 100 articles of clothing for the price of 1 really expensive designer item and i will have a lot of money left for food
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
myriadsubtletiess: If you guys actually respond to this one, that’d be dope!
keikov: deadlyjohnson: FACTS ABOUT THINGS: TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN. YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT. NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN. Oh. Okay.
now that i think about it. the joker is just as immortal as batman. as long as there has been a batman there has been a joker and so it will be there is no good without evil. for anything that stands looking toward the light will also cast a shadow.